I got to know, Lord, when to pull back on the fried brain
death can be the result of the most underrated pain
Satan whispers to you, well, I don't want to bore you
but when you get tired of that horse hot dog
I got another source of protein for you
Cabbage in mind, Lord, Cabbage in mind
Lord, take away this Cabbage in mind.
Here comes Satan, Prince of the Power of the Glutens,
He's gonna make you a law unto yourself
he's gonna make you worship the work of your own hands,
unitil you'll be serving seitan at an organic food fair
Cabbage in mind, Lord, Cabbage in mind,
Lord, take away this Cabbage in mind.
Well, your true love has caught you where you don't belong,
You say, "everybody's having tofu it so I guess it can't be gross"
The truth is far from you, so you conveniently to lie,
Then you're all the time defending what you can never justify
Cabbage in mind, Lord, Cabbage in mind,
Lord, take away this Cabbage in mind.
So many of my brothers, they still don't want to be carnivores,
They can't relate to a rib-eye steak, they can't relate to pulled pork
They self-inflict punishment on their own broken lives
Put their faith in their meat substitutes, like Steve Jobs and his wife
Cabbage in mind, Lord, Cabbage in mind,
Lord, take away this Cabbage in mind.
When my life is over, it'll be like a puff of barbecue smoke,
How long must I suffer, Lord, how long before I get a stroke?
Satan will give you a little taste, then he'll move in with rapid speed,
Lord keep my blind side covered, don't make me eat more hemp seeds